Comedian Okey Bakassi’s Letter To God

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Click for Full Image Size We know Nollywood comedian Okey Bakassi is a funny man, but this time around, he’s gone religious!!!
Read his letter to God and let’s have your take:

Dear Almighty Sir,

I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.

I hereby present some personal issues before you:

1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.

On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.

Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule
Nigeriafilms.com

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Funney | 1/14/2013 1:54:29 AMHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,this is so funney,i just can't stop lafing Reply this thread
Charisma | 1/14/2013 2:02:55 AM | Lol, God's BB u ll find it in d bible lol!
femi | 1/14/2013 2:51:18 AM | Dis lolo's letter to God na, aw come it's 4 dis comedian #confused#
Nneoma | 1/14/2013 6:57:30 AM | U dnt need to ping God bcos he KNOWS all things including wats gonna happen come 2015 in Niger's political atmosphere. So just read ur bible, live ur lives as much as u can in a way which tallys with God divine principles and allow His will be done in His own due time.
Adaugo | 1/14/2013 3:04:10 AM | Bia lolo..so dis is wia u copied dat ya leta from abi?"I wu nnoo ezigbo onye oshi."
PRETTY J | 1/14/2013 5:05:43 AM | Lol....Dnt mind lolo na so she com gv us (original taiwon)gist..copy n paste..Lolo,com and defend ur sef oh.
lolo | 1/14/2013 6:17:03 AM | mak una shut up una know who i be?..
chibuzo | 1/14/2013 10:01:14 AM | Lolo, this phrase is my most hated phrase.
MACHO | 1/14/2013 2:40:28 AMOkey Baka, u no go wound me with "truths" and laughter. Reply this thread
obioma | 1/14/2013 2:59:23 AMBasket mouth, no u wey dey com f**k one gal wey Esut, wey dey live close to my house agbani rd enugu y she no go cheap guy, don't no she b global celeb so shut up n move on small boy Reply this thread
sunday cousin | 1/14/2013 3:33:37 AMwonderful write-up, God knew all this things and He will react to them all my broda. Reply this thread
MADAM | 1/14/2013 3:45:52 AMThere you go, as you are so right in your letter, gbam ! Reply this thread
JJ | 1/14/2013 4:27:25 AMThe woman u got pregnant is crying for help. Reply this thread
Mystic | 1/14/2013 5:38:31 AMHahahahahahaha............mi gwan laughing inna di reggae version saying........wat I & I need dem love........cos wan dem love dey inna di area.........why killing I & I people.......why kidnappin I & I wan dem love exist among I & I ..............why envy ya fellow brethen fi say love dey inna di area.................jah...........wata wicked world I & I here so...............his royal majesty shall judge I & I according fi lifes I & I leave........................mystic say Reply this thread
Bamenda | 1/14/2013 7:18:34 AM | mi gbham laughing inna di china vession saying all the evil dowers go to hell
precious ejuwa | 1/14/2013 6:43:34 AMhahahahaha if God gv u em bb waten u go use am do? My bale dn burztl 4 laugh! U no go kil me. Reply this thread
rachy | 1/14/2013 10:18:08 AMhahahahahahahahahahahaha....guy u funny no be small Reply this thread
Leanie | 1/15/2013 4:38:17 AMThis was so funny and the Truth! hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Reply this thread
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