1). You picked her up from the Street or Club. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building
2). You don't know her real name or even her surname. maybe she even told you her name is just Lynda......That's all
3). She agrees to sleep with you on the first day in fact, she agrees to move into your place no questions asked
4). She never gets tired, She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper, go market , cooks and still sleep's with you when she's done
5). She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples ,her makeup looks permanent and everything is always in the right place
6). She never talks about her family and doesn't have any friend
7) Ever since you met her, your life has turned upside down but of course, your grandma in the village is the cause
8). Her Brazilian hair looks Natural
9). She has stopped you from eating Fish. Ever since you met her, its either chicken or meat, nothing from the sea
10). Finally, She's the perfect Girl. she doesn't ask you for anything. She doesn't care about Valentines day and you don't even know her birthday. She never gets jealous or goes through you phone.
Guys, if your babe falls in these categories, you better wake up and run for your life...please, drop your comments and let us know what you think.
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